99% is a freshman or a 12 year old girl who has many piercings, who cutts their wrist, and uses annoying internet talk.
Depressed and mopey most of the time, they open make their names on Facebook things like "Crystal" and "Amethyst" or some weird mysterious shit.
Also known as a "Skittle-Head" because Scenes usually dye their hair neon yellow, hot pink, teal, green, neon purple or anything else "SUPER QUIRKY!"
Exhibit A: LOOK AT MAH KAWAII NEW EARRING!!1!1 XDDD MEOW!!
Exhibit B: Jacob just broke up with me. My life is ruined. I'm so depressed.
Most Scenes use Facebook as an alternative for complaining about their life.
When a Scene posts something like "So sad, terrible day." online, they wait for their prey to comment saying "Oh! What's wrong honey?" just so they can ignore them, thus succeeding what we call, "attention whoring."
Depressed and mopey most of the time, they open make their names on Facebook things like "Crystal" and "Amethyst" or some weird mysterious shit.
Also known as a "Skittle-Head" because Scenes usually dye their hair neon yellow, hot pink, teal, green, neon purple or anything else "SUPER QUIRKY!"
Exhibit A: LOOK AT MAH KAWAII NEW EARRING!!1!1 XDDD MEOW!!
Exhibit B: Jacob just broke up with me. My life is ruined. I'm so depressed.
Most Scenes use Facebook as an alternative for complaining about their life.
When a Scene posts something like "So sad, terrible day." online, they wait for their prey to comment saying "Oh! What's wrong honey?" just so they can ignore them, thus succeeding what we call, "attention whoring."
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Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
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1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
Non-scene kid writing a simple profile for himself:
"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
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