When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
by jibmums February 23, 2017
by FirestormJ September 07, 2019
when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face
by tango alfa November 17, 2010
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
by pseudocivvy August 04, 2022
I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
by Barfmeister August 06, 2018
Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
by Ashtonious May 29, 2012