Oklahoma State Trooper

When you push a bitch, after gaping her and then piss in her butthole.

i just hit the nastiest Oklahoma State Trooper on my great grandma.

by beejay45 November 4, 2025

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State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

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united states

hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.

person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”

by snowman2680 January 26, 2018

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Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.

I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.

by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 6, 2022

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The feeling of one being omniscient and invincible. Total immersion. Even time seems to slow down as you begin to believe that you are capable of anything. Also known as "being in the zone", the flow state increases one's physical and mental ability to 120% power, or at least that what it feels like. It is often triggered upon completing a difficult threshold, such as getting the first paragraph down in an essay, or instantly headshotting someone in a tactical shooter.

"no way you can clutch this"
"shush, don't interrupt my flow state. I just flicked two people."

by fBOMBB November 8, 2024

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