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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017
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smash the rat

Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke
by snortex November 25, 2017
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ark smash

today was so bad it was like ark smash
by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020
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smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.
"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!
by martymar April 16, 2011
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Smashing DrMario

Something Mania does to her all the time in her tight black asshole 🤑🤑
Person 1: "Yo bro what you doing"
Person 2: "I'm just smashing DrMario"
Person 1: "Say no more she's so tight and sexy I love her fat ass aswell."
by ImAvaricious March 3, 2024
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lets smash

play smash bros on any version or sex
"Alright johnster, lets smash!"
"WHAT THE HELL BRODY, WE'RE ONLY FRIENDS" Johnny exclaims as he leaves Brody's house
by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022
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Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.
Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube
by Wariomario June 7, 2019
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