Smoke ride

To smoke weed while driving, usually done with another person.

John asked his friend if he wanted to participate in a smoke ride, his friend agreed, and they wrecked John's new car.

by chadgothic December 12, 2008

8 second ride

The act of fucking a woman from behind then grabbing onto her hair and yelling "You're sister is better than you are!" and trying to hold on for 8 seconds.

Jenny was the wildest 8 second ride I ever had.

by Brandon Guymon October 31, 2008

ride side-saddle

1. To be an effeminate (often homosexual) man; hence, side-saddler.
2 a. To engage in effeminate equitation.
2 b. To engage in effeminate sex.

Jeremy isn't really into girls, women, ladies, whatever; he likes to ride side-saddle, if you know what I mean. Eye-ee, he is a gay.

by Tama Boyle January 20, 2007

Magic Carpet Ride

Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.

Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.

by NightHausser December 16, 2009

gimp my ride

1)a piss take of mtv's pimp my ride
2)get gimps to modd your car

so please mtv gimp my ride

by nnelg December 10, 2006

Riding the cotton pony

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 19, 2012

Ride Or Die

ride or die is being with someone through out a series of situationships and idiotic fuck boys,
who are always asking for nudes.

(???): they look like the are in a ride or die relationship.
(???2): yeah they are right down there to the very end.

by why just why am i alive? February 17, 2019