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Russian Gasline

The maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scrotum into her mouth. She then spits it into his anus, and he farts into her eyes.
Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.
by P0LkaPL0x July 5, 2011
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Russian Razberry

The sexuall act of sucking a womans clitterous so hard that it becomes red and lumpy like that of a ripe razberry.
Girl: "Hey babe will give me a Russian Razberry?"
Guy: "No, your vagina reminds me of fish scampi!"
by headshotscott99 September 15, 2011
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Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
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Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.
CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.
by Agswaggg August 30, 2012
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Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
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Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
by Stooojj May 3, 2013
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Russian Washcloth

A woman's bush covered with cum after at least 3 men ejaculate onto it, usually occurring after an orgy.
Did you see her Russian Washcloth? She's gonna have a hard time scrubbing all that jizz out of her muff.
by Peter's Python January 15, 2014
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