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torture porn

A catchy if not condescending term used to describe the genre of movies in which people are tortured and killed, like the Saw and Hostel series. The phrase of course implies that those who enjoy the movies have a fetish for such things and get their rocks off watching someone being tortured.

Unfortunately this completely ignores the strengths of these movies. Saw really does have an interesting philosophical aspect, really. The story is also pretty good. The guy above said Hostel actually is just plain ol' torture, I would agree there.
If you can get past the gore and extreme violence, the Saw series are actually a good tale and not just torture porn.
by yuandynasty October 30, 2009
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Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013
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masturbation and porn

when a man sucks a pussy and when a old man watches hot girls unwrap there bikinis.
Joe saw masturbation and porn each fucking minute on pornhub and zoom.
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.
I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.
by FadedTemplar April 21, 2017
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Porn Wizard

the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a god. the god. porn wizard is god. now you may be wondering why the porn wizard (god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this god’s powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as england, france, germany, russia and many others.

for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
THE PORN WIZARD IS A PROUD S W I T C H
by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
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Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.
Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
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surgery porn

An addiction to videos witch have depictions of medical operations being performed on people,persons or animals.
My mom is addicted to surgery porn videos its all she watches.
by Sid099 September 18, 2020
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