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pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.
by Perpetual_Stiffy December 10, 2015
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Pipe Princess

A person who obsessively cleans their THC equipment.
Stop being such a pipe princess! You are using all of my isopropyl alcohol
by StupidStone5924 March 20, 2023
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pipe-wrench

Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
by Balloonie-cat1 October 21, 2020
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smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.
“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
by XineOhp January 10, 2018
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one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
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goo piping

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.
by mike charter May 5, 2024
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Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer
Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!
by keesville March 4, 2022
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