Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 20, 2015

The Old Belgian Clapper

The Old Belgian Clapper is when you have a dirty ass, you put your ass cheeks around a girls nose and fart as hard as you can.

Man did you hear how Frank gave Mary the old belgian clapper. He farted so hard the taco bell he ate shot out on her face.

by Tacotuesdaymon February 3, 2018

old town halls

old town halls is rhyming slang for "balls" because halls rhymes with balls. Most commonly used in Dublin, Irealand because of the Ross O'Carol-Kelly books

WOW that was as subtle as a kick in the old town halls

by CatherineGB September 30, 2008

old brown eye

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

by MYG November 23, 2013

whats that old saying

TI EIPE O PALIOS
Answer: H triti einai kaliteri

whats that old saying mister filipino??

by StroubFTW May 17, 2016

Old Firm Bird

When girls pretend to support rangers/Celtic on old firm day in hope of they boy the fancy will show them some sort of attention, usually noticeable by a Snapchat story saying fuck the pope or queen

She’s such an old firm bird

by Kryptt May 2, 2021

old man beer

Cheap macro beers that your old man probably enjoyed drinking back in the day.

Person 1: This fridge is full of cans of Old Style, Hamm's, and Stroh's.

Person 2: You mean old man beer?!

by JustAnotherNeighbor May 8, 2018