A weird shaped horse that produces colored flavorful water out of these bags under it's stomach. Humans often squeee the bag and drink the liquid.
by queenawkword14 September 5, 2016
Get the Cowmug. The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows
by Jeffydommer999 June 4, 2021
Get the Ethiopian Cow Milkermug. by Frenchtard March 22, 2024
Get the Fuckish Cowsmug. 
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
Get the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug. 
A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
Get the Cow cornmug.