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Immigrant Phone

An older-model mobile phone that has been unlocked and is usually on a pay-as-you-go contract. So called because it can be used by transient people who don't have enough documents to be eligible for a contract.
"Wow, look at that ancient phone. Who uses one of those these days?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"
by Finger Jokey September 19, 2012
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phone

Please take my phone away from me
by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
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girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(
“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night
by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021
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Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 5, 2024
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phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
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Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.
Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself
by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021
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New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
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