Noodling

The act of wiggling in bed a warm bed like a noodle.

John was not ready for school because he was too busy noodling in bed.

by Crazykoala May 30, 2018

Noodles

A neck.

Dem noodles doe.

by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017

Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021

Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.

Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...

by Stephler May 20, 2018

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Noodles

When someones dick gets chopped off by an angry ex-girlfriend and it looks like noodles.

Damn, homie! She chopped yo dick off, it looks like noodles.

by TinglyTaco February 8, 2019

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018