russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017

Russian Rugburn

A Russian Rugburn is a sexual activity taking place between two people. The first person or the "Rug" goes multiple days or weeks without wiping after excreting bodily waste, causing the excess waste to stick and "crust". The second person in the activity lays down on their back shirtless. The "Rug" then stands above the second person without pants and begins to rub their unwiped behind against the chest of the receiver. Causing "rugburn"

hey dude, me and Kevin did the Russian Rugburn last night. His chest was beet red after.

by UrbanBakon April 13, 2024

Russian Swordfish

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.

Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

russian gangbang

When your having a fucking good time with a petit chick and you cum in her eyes.

dude me and auzhwitz had such a good time russian gangbanging that ass

by ifimhonestmaybewearebetteroff November 25, 2021

Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021