Puzzle Pirate

A person who completes and takes credit for a puzzle they did not start nor contribute to, but places the last few finishing pieces together.

Oscar is such a puzzle pirate; he finished the puzzle I worked on all day.

by tibbits November 1, 2019

Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

Pirate fetish

Severe attraction to pirates.

Avast! I fancy me some pirates ;) one could say I have a pirate fetish.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

pirate

A guy who, is thirsty trying to holler at every chick he see's.

that will have sex with any female he talk's to regardless if she's is a -1 or 10 .
he doesn't respect the "game". he will say anything to a women just to have

sex with her, even if what he say's Doesn't make Sense.

(pirate)" damn lil mama you thicker than goverment Cheese

by jewleyouse January 31, 2014

Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.

The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.

by Shaddicks November 8, 2025

Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

pirate watch

to watch digital content illegally obtained.

Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.

by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016