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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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Noodles

Noodles? you want same come get same
by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018
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spicey noodles

by BigdickGeert September 1, 2021
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Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
girl 1: “hey what did you do last night
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”
by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018
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Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021
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