Aluminum Noodle

Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.

Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.

by BrownsauceYUH! April 29, 2012

Popped a Noodle

Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.

Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle

by Kriest June 24, 2021

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Noodling

A term used in music where a musician is playing their instrument when they shouldn’t be, causing loud obnoxious sounds and annoyance in the band

Person 1: *noodling*

Person 2: “Person 1, stop noodling!”

by Connor Definitions January 11, 2024

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Floofle Noodle

Pubes

I got floofle noodles in my mcdonalds burger

by BeyonceisQUAKING November 5, 2018