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glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table
by supernut2000 June 22, 2016
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Louisiana mud mask

When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face
Im sure Mark was surprised when Stacy gave him a good old fashioned Louisiana Mud Mask
by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019
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Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
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Montana Mud Rocket

It's when one has their significant other drink/eat laxatives, and perform anal sex until you feel the pressure, then when you do pull out fast and move. That is how you do the Montana Mud Rocket
"Dude Sally and I performed the Montana Mud Rocket"
"Bro that's gross"
by 406 Weird Man March 27, 2023
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Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020
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White mud-bath

A white mud-bath is the act of filling a glass bong with semen (preferably by everyone in the sesh) and smoking incredibly cheap marijuana through said bong
Person #1: the sesh is gettin stale
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
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Louisiana Mud Puff

While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
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