mexican salamander

Using your truffle butter covered dick to titty fuck someone.

I can't look at her the same since i gave her a Mexican Salamander.

by Consensual Harassment August 26, 2016

Mexican Straw

Derivative of the Mexican Space Shuttle.
The long narrow vent tube that protrudes out from the fecal containment area theough the roof of a port-o-potty.

Hey asshole! Go take a draw off the Mexican Straw!

by spydor the provydor November 1, 2008

mexican nipple

A strange portuguese man

Hey Jamie, I really wish that Mexican Nipple would leave me alone.

by Snoop Froggy Frogg March 28, 2016

Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020

Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face

Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?

by C_rizzle October 28, 2017

Doing a Mexican

Sitting or lazing around all day in barely no clothes, normally whilst indulging yourself in a lot of (normally spicy) foods.

Dave: Hey Paul, you do much yesterday?
Paul: Nah not really just spent the day Doing a Mexican.
Dave: Now thats sounds like a day well spent.

by Jon_Dowe February 2, 2012

mexican saturday

Mexican Saturday is when you're sick at one or both ends after a Friday night diet rich in margaritas and Mexican food.
Can also be the feeling of regret the morning after having sex with someone suffering from a Mexican Saturday.

We had a good time last night but it turned into a real Mexican Saturday. He woke up puking from both ends and I regretted the hookup.

by snackyNapkins January 30, 2015