Mexican Bong

A shitty roadside job portable restroom. Refers to the tube inside the port a john where the stink is emptied through.

Where's Paco?" "He's hittin the Mexican Bong.

by dewey huevos April 28, 2011

The Mexican Sage

Salvia
a hallucinogenic drug

another name for salvia

Maaaaan what are you on??

The Mexican sage

by Salvia Boy. October 3, 2010

mexican breakdown

the act of raising your feet onto an object ie) (counter, stool, sink, small child) while taking a poop to extend the time you are able to sit on the toilet without your legs falling asleep, so you are able to finish reading, playing a game,or drawing a picture.

dude, i had to mexican breakdown for 5 minutes so i could finish my game of tetris.

by jon nopo June 26, 2010

Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010

Mexican Straw

Derivative of the Mexican Space Shuttle.
The long narrow vent tube that protrudes out from the fecal containment area theough the roof of a port-o-potty.

Hey asshole! Go take a draw off the Mexican Straw!

by spydor the provydor November 1, 2008

mexican son

A child most of the time male. Dislikes his nationality and immediately wanting to end his life or becoming an Asian. Asians rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was Korean. I hate being a Mexican son.

by Mexican son June 25, 2014

mexican mouth

One who can eat many spicy foods without stopping and enjoys eating them.

Did u see how much salsa Júan ate?

Ya he sure has a real mexican mouth

by Mexican Mouth June 26, 2014