Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010

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Mexican Viagra

(V) Rubbing a pepper on your penis when you got no viagra for a burning sensation. Often done before sex during a desperate struggle to get an erection.

"I was about to get laid and couldnt find any pills so i took a Mexican Viagra."

"Dude thats desperate"

by bellantone June 4, 2016

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flaming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flaming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flaming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

by Target practice January 18, 2017

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Mexican Valcano

When you pull out before ejaculatig and ejaculate in the females mouth then slap her cheeks together causing the cum semen to blast everywhere... While yelling ole

Connor had a blast giving Tracy a Mexican Valcano.

by bmeyer June 29, 2015

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Mexican Saturday is when you're sick at one or both ends after a Friday night diet rich in margaritas and Mexican food.
Can also be the feeling of regret the morning after having sex with someone suffering from a Mexican Saturday.

We had a good time last night but it turned into a real Mexican Saturday. He woke up puking from both ends and I regretted the hookup.

by snackyNapkins January 30, 2015

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