Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Red Lobster gift card

When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not

Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin

by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024

Blue Lobsters Inc

A hacking and trolling group with very funny members whose goal is to get rid of pay to win minecraft servers and annoying 12 year old screaming kiddies on the internet and do other funny things because they can

"Bro my entire server got griefed and there is text everywhere with your server got lobstered!!!" - Mad Server owner
"I love blue lobsters inc I won a windows product key" - Giveaway winner
"Bro i think we're getting lobstered rn" - Mad Server owner
"In cooperation with: Blue Lobsters Inc." - PatchNote
"Habe Beweise dass es mein Server ist der ist nicht gesponsert diese Lobsters sind illegal" - SpionLennart
"Digga diese blue Lobsters oder so sind in mein Account drinne" - Datenflieger

by Dwarslooper April 23, 2024

Slipper lobster

Now it's Lord Lobster

We called them slipper lobsters in Hawaii but now are called Lord Lobsters

by LordofGrange May 1, 2024

Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025

Blue Lobster

A rarity, one in a million ( a comparison) as blue lobster are rare

My love is so kind and so gentle, never let anyone like him. He is my blue lobster

by Kty Kay February 9, 2026

Spicy Lobster

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.

"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025