john alfonso

A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3

You are such a John Alfonso.

by Unknownimous* June 7, 2021

bad john

a "bad john" is typically someone who likes to be violent and think violence is fun, and likes to beat people up for no reason at all.

Oh no, theres a bad john whos gonna beat up all these kid at this playground, Kids, run!

by arson_investigator July 9, 2021

john crews

A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper

I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.

by glizzygobbla September 15, 2023

john af

high af

"I'm John af rn
High*"

by strabweory May 16, 2023

John Chon

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.

John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.

Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.

by TheBeanBeanedYou May 26, 2018