Michael Jordan

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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)

by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023

jordan

a person whose names means chamber pot a.k.a toilet

oh no I am a jordan

by cool dude 621 April 24, 2019

Cade Jordan

Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.

Who is that with my sister? Of course it's Cade Jordan!

by notmyname13 March 7, 2022

Jordan

The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.

Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!

by doobielicious February 19, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a big dickhead, but he is very loyal and is a great friend. He tends to be kind of weird and acts like dickhead towards everyone at times. People have a crush on Jordan but nobody knows why or how they do. He is also retarded in science and access.

“ Damn Jordan is in a dickhead mood today! ”

by peachydays November 23, 2018

Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020