j/f/a

Just Fucking Around

A twist-off of j/k (Just Kidding)

Guy: That's cold, man!
Me: Relax, dude i'm j/f/a

by KSMoTO December 13, 2008

[Rocket J]

Any hyper or rambunctious acting person whose middle initial begins with the letter 'J'.

Hey, cool it Rocket J, you're going to hurt yourself!

by Rocket J January 8, 2009

Kief J

A joint rolled entirely of kief. Also known as a KJ or K-Joint.

"Yo man lets go smoke this Kief J I just rolled!"
"Ok, Im gonna get ripped as fuck of that kief!"

by boredkid420 October 7, 2011

Turbo J

Pulling on a Bong, while a buddy (The J-Man) Drags on a J. Then Upon a thumbs up and removal of the hitter peice, the J-man will exhale into the stem peice of the water pipe, thus forcing your and his smoke into your lungs effortlessly.

Person 1: Its nice, we have a water pipe and a Joint in this rotation.
Person 2: Yea, we should do a Turbo J.

by Frankie Jr May 24, 2009

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon

J-killa is a fucking boss

by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014

j-bro

derogatory only in that we could never remember his name.

a.k.a. "Jay", then "'bro", then " J-BRO", "j- b-dub" (jbw), " j-b dub-stylee" (when a sound engineer for ska / reggae band), and "jim-bo".
original response from said character in 1995, "dude, my name is Jim! ..... Uhh..., you know?... James?!

J- bro has been the contraction for at least one male who's name begins with a j and who's name doesn't match up with his face, causing confusion with more than one drunken musician in Boston, while auditioning guitarists in 1995.

" hey j, i can't hear my kick drum" (turn the guitar down)
" j-bro, when are YOU gonna buy some beers?"
"j-b-dub! doin' sound at t.t.'s tonight?"
"Iree!!! dub stylin' j-b-dub's in the house tonight!"
".. whatch you godda do is relax jim-bo!"

by donny of the drummonds September 29, 2011