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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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Certified idiot

A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.
My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.
by BbJjDd October 9, 2022
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idiot

a person who doesn't get the joke
my friend is a idiot
by a wise child October 22, 2022
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idiot

by idiotlolll January 1, 2022
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stupid fucking idiot

by hottiebaddie123 January 1, 2022
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idiot

A person who acts without little thought or care.
I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool.
by colin hay January 5, 2022
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conspiracy of idiots

\kənˈspɪrəsi ɒv ˈɪdɪəts\ (noun) A group of idiots, loosely gathered, characterized by lack of self-awareness and an intellectual inability to empathize.
What we have here is a conspiracy of idiots.
by phurbutt January 7, 2022
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