Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

Shadow Hopping

Shadow Hopping is when a person sneaks out at night wearing dark clothing and sneaking around neighborhoods pulling small pranks on people. These pranks can range from misplaced objects, to straight up vandalism. This activity is often participated in by bored teenagers.

"Hey Billy, while we're out Shadow Hopping we should bring the eggs and egg people's houses."

by SkepticRo July 17, 2021

Hop on 2K20

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

“Hey man, wanna hop on 2K20 later?”
“Sure, I just have to wait until my mom goes to sleep”

by CJemerald101 March 24, 2021

hop off

The PG13 version/shorter version of saying "hop off my dick"

"Bro, your grades are so shit"
"Hop off, dawg. Mind your own beeswax."

by trendSetter6969 November 14, 2022

forest hopping

The act of doing durgs in the woods, worrying that someone saw you, and moving to another forest

Bro I was smoking weed in the woods behind someone's house and I think they called the cops on me so I had to go forest hopping

by Shoeless219 May 23, 2017

hops-scotch

A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.

I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.

by QuacksO May 9, 2019

Hip Hop

A genre of music. Usually played in urban city settings, and is about as urban as urban gets.

It was said that the elements of hip hop music came directly from jazz. It usually involves a guy with a bunch of tattoos rapping over some silly funky song, but sometimes it comes instrumental.

Developed in the year 753 BC Ancient Rome , it was a style of music for the commoners. Being an integral part of human civilization and culture since the dawn of mankind - the fascination with sex, shooting, gangs, family, drugs has made this music last for millennia.

With all said, Hip Hop WILL NEVER DIE.

bro 1- "Turn up the radio bro. Lets listen to some music"

bro 2- "You want to listen to country music???"

bro 1- "HELLLLLL NAWWW! Hip hop!!!!"

bro 2: "Hip hop it is =D" *Ramps up Drake*

by the_fruitarian January 24, 2024