hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021

dumb.flop

we call him FLOPPY
dumb.flop is my fav page xx

i personally use dumb.flop as a celebration word.

by dumb flop’s lover June 27, 2021

Flip Flop Head

This is what you call someone when they are being a total inconvenience to your day by not passing to you on pro clubs. An absolute drop-in wanker

‘I’m playing pro clubs’
‘FUCKING SEND ME FLIP FLOP HEAD’

by Spunk Jar July 5, 2021

Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

by clemfandango July 17, 2021

Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack

“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”

by I Smeldit August 29, 2021

fezzie flaps

A female with a wiffy down below after camping all weekend at a festival without having a shower other than using wet wipes

I need a shower when I get home I got fezzie flaps

by Fezzie flaps August 30, 2021

Flickity flop

In welsh called a flickity flop
U would use this to flickity flop the small sun in your room and u would flopity flick it off

Josh-"OI John go flick on the flickity flop I cant see anything with out the small sun on"
John-"Alright where is the switch"

by INAMEIS JORGE September 1, 2021