it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.
by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019
Get the Crushmug. to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016
Get the crush the cakemug. To be secretly in love with someone, and NOT already dating. You dont have a crush on your boyfriend or girlfriend, because it is NOT a secret
by can u guys give me 90 big ones June 26, 2019
Get the Crushmug. It’s May 20th which means it’s time to change your pfp to a picture of your crush as it is national change ur pfp to ur crush day!
by GreatBeyond May 14, 2024
Get the national change ur pfp to ur crush daymug. On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021
Get the National post your crush daymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the Niggas And Niggers Hate Like A chain Reaction Called The Crush Virus Yu-Gi-Oh! Cardmug. by Peppawater123 November 12, 2019
Get the Crushmug.