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by jimmy darling January 3, 2023
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.
Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!
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crunchytickle

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YES I AM CRUNCHYTICKLE
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