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Vodka Cock

The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.
Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.
by DarthIan March 29, 2015
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Cock Tosser

The opposite of a cock blocker. Replaces "wing woman". Person who encourages hookups.
If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.
by Weekend Cowgirl June 2, 2015
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Hotty cock

by Hotty cock August 24, 2016
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.
HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.
by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017
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Cock syphoner

When a chick of the lower class sucks you off so well that it's like a tweeker syphoning the gas out of the unsuspecting neighbors car.
Hey have u meet Jordan? I heard she was the best cock syphoner on this side of the trailer park.
by All laced up September 1, 2017
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Cayenne Cock

Cayenne Cock occurs when a beautiful woman feasts on extremely spicy foods containing hot cayenne peppers. Later in the evening, as she sits on the toilet, she experiences a terrible burning sensation around her anal region. At this moment her horny kinky male lover approaches her, turns her around, and slips his hard cock into her asshole. At first, everything seems fine but soon enough the nerves in the tip of his cock (the glans) are flaming hot resulting from the residual cayenne contained within the woman's ass. The man continues to love her with all his heart, but he proceeds with caution when it comes to anal sex for fear of suffering the pain of Cayenne Cock again.
My gal ate 3 giant bowls of Sri Lankan Curry at lunch and gave me a severe case of Cayenne Cock when we had anal sex that same night.
by smallcock_terb June 15, 2018
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