Vodka Cock

The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.

Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.

by DarthIan March 29, 2015

Cock Tosser

The opposite of a cock blocker. Replaces "wing woman". Person who encourages hookups.

If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.

by Weekend Cowgirl June 2, 2015

Hotty cock

Louis is a hotty cock

Wow! Hotty cock detected

by Hotty cock August 24, 2016

Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉

by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016

Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017

Cock syphoner

When a chick of the lower class sucks you off so well that it's like a tweeker syphoning the gas out of the unsuspecting neighbors car.

Hey have u meet Jordan? I heard she was the best cock syphoner on this side of the trailer park.

by All laced up September 1, 2017

Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.

When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.

by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019