Get the Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpantsmug. An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
Get the CAPTAIN GOGGLESmug. A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.
Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans
by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021
Get the Captain entertain a hoemug. by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
Get the Captain Crunchmug. Exp; *Random person getting jump*
*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
Get the Captain save a homug. Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.
by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025
Get the Captain Longmug. "I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
by DZG August 29, 2020
Get the Salty Sea Captainmug.