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California

A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness
That California Love song by Tupac is dope !!!
by Eminemstan17 April 12, 2021
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California

A verb according to some people. This word can basically mean anything you want. You use it in place of a swear word.
"Bruh I just Californied up that guy."
"Wow, cool I don't give a California."
by __GJV__ April 15, 2021
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California Milkshake

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.
Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.
by I <3 California May 12, 2021
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California

A very big state on the Pacific Coast. It's got beaches, nice weather, LA, San Francisco, and San Diego, each unique cities unlike any other. Redwood trees, snowy mountains, dry and barren mountains, empty desert, islands, and farms. Very nice state, however high taxes and homeless people. Some say the whole thing will fall into the sea, but that can't happen. However we can have big quakes every so often.
Dude 1: Bro, do you smell smoke?
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!
by DabbingIsSo2015 May 13, 2021
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Calitreexsweet

A discord user who likes vtubers nightcore and gacha games
That discord user is such a calitreexsweet.
by Xjska July 3, 2021
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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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California

earthquakes
wildfires
sunburns
celebrities in Calabasas and Hollywood and other places
rarely rains
mammoth is pretty cool it’s got woollys bathtub
yosemite with half dome mountains
beaches are always windy and cold
very polluted
stereotypes probably aren’t true
hollywood isn’t as glamorous as you think it’s dirty and you won’t get to see inside a sound stage
Hey California’s decent
by chaoticgaybitchakasoup July 8, 2021
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