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oh go piss off i'm not getting a child
by piss e piss May 28, 2022
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Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.
Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child
by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016
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Child

TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.
Person 1: Hey, do you know TommyInnit?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Isn't he a child?
by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020
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Childe

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!
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Child-Man

A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)

They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.

All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!

A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.

Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”

Person 2: “what do you mean?”

Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”

Person 2: “and that smile…”

Both: Dreamy
by MisterBot February 12, 2022
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