The Brown Zone

Sexual behavior or an orientation involving physical or romantic attraction to both same (dark) and opposite (light) sexes, thous straddling the line betwixt light and dark, hence The Brown Zone.

Ay yo gurl, you and your friend wanna come explore the brown zone with me?

by bluemajik March 10, 2010

take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

Brown Kisser

Someone who licks an ass just for a second to get a quick taste.

Before i fucked her ass i made sure i gave her a quick brown kisser to make sure she was ripe.

by Slutpants September 29, 2009

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

by Halloween Prankster November 1, 2009

browning expedition

The search for a toilet

"Hey john what's wrong?" "Can't talk now i'm on a browning expedition!'

by senor blanis November 22, 2009

Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009