Blood Punch

When you fist a girl on her period and your hand comes out covered in period blood.

Friend 1: "I heard she is on her period, no sex for you buddy"
Friend 2" Its all good, I gave her a blood punch last night"

by Spergann December 16, 2020

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blood rocket

When a girl is on her period and suddenly sneezes and a giant blood rocket shoots out of her

"god bless you, Tina"
"Thanks. I'm on period so you know how that goes"
"Blood rockets suck! They just blow out of you!"

by Txisten July 21, 2017

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Blood is basically your body crying.By crying I mean that red stuff might come out of a picked scab or an injury of any sort that broke the skin.I made this cause apparently it has no definition here.Human blood comes from humans as you might have guessed.Try to wash it off with not a lot of pressure and bandage if needed.

G:Ow!
Other g:what’s wrong
G:I just picked at my scab...there’s a bit of blood though
Other g:ah!That must hurt!
G:it’s alright I can clean it up...

by Xx AestheticmochateaxX February 21, 2022

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blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

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