special bean 

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

special bean by BoardCard December 16, 2018

Wrath Of Bean 

:the Wrath of Bean is a person who eats burritos, or another spicy mexiacan food group, then passes gas, sometimes feces on to unexpecting friends or guests, then laughs uncontrollably in the process. This person thinks they are cute and aloof, however, the recipients think otherwise.

An example of this would be when one is playing MTGO and in his Clan room, he expresses a rather loud post of his vile intentions

Wrath Of Bean by Old dirty dog July 3, 2004

Pull a Bean 

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

Pull a Bean by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

roasting the bean 

thats where a dragon eats out a girl and breathes fire on her clitoris at the moment of climax

the song "ROASTING THE BEAN" by DRAGON SLUTZ

roasting the bean by the_tritone November 23, 2010

off my bean 

High on MDMA or other drugs

That MD is Good, I'm off my bean.

off my bean by DMxo June 12, 2018

an adorable bean whom deserves the world 

youuuu

youuuu are an adorable bean whom deserves the world

an adorable bean whom deserves the world by l0bstersarep30ple2 May 28, 2019

smol binder bean

a cunt who thinks they are so fucking funny.

"UwU im a smol binder bean :333" -a cunt
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person

smol binder bean by charredbagel October 3, 2021