106th base

106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose

dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!

106th base by inboxme April 4, 2010

Baseball Player/ Soccer Player 

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.

Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."

Baseball Player/ Soccer Player by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010

Ace of Base 

To destroy an object with extreme prejudice in the most heinous way possible without any forethought, as one would when encountering ANY Ace of Base album.

Dude 1: Hey, I heard you bought the new U2 Album,"

Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.

Ace of Base by CrimsonGuard November 17, 2007

base head 

Person hooked on cocaine

base head by VAKI5 September 25, 2003

Baseball 

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.

Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."

Baseball by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

Baseball catch 

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

Baseball catch by DeeJay December 12, 2003

base-own

in Halo, to continuously kill the opposition at their own base as they mercifully try to respawn

I like to base-own noobs in CTF.

base-own by -T 1 T @ N- April 3, 2004