take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

Ring-Around-The-Rosy

Verb.
Two people going back and forth trading a cigarette and a joint.

Does anyone have a cigarette? Me and tristan wanna ring-around-the-rosy, but i only brought a joint.

by green_porpoise May 8, 2025

Hogging Around

General tomfoolery, goofing off, silliness

Let’s spend the weekend hogging around at the county fair

by The Walternative February 24, 2020

Unable to eat around (someone)

Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.

I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.

by Professional Candy Cane July 5, 2023

toss the fat around

Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.

Can someone Urban Dictionary and see what toss the fat around means. I feel like it might be dirty

by badjuju666 January 25, 2024

Imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.

Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock

by Paul1717 December 24, 2024

Around The Fan

When having sex in a sex swing that is connected to an industrial fan that spins around the room.

We were going around the fan when Kim Kardashian walked in.

by jpg- July 14, 2019