Ophilia+Alex

Some ophilias like alex’s like a crush but alex’s may not like them back as they already like somebody else

Friend: who do you like?
Ophilia: Alex

That doesnt work out. Ophilia+Alex is a no.

by Reallyweirdperson December 14, 2020

Alex ingalls

A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.

girl : Alex you are like a brother to me

Alex: 😎

Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you

Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎

God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.

Alex *commits not living*

Jacob: lol xd

Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰

God: stoopid

The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*

by Kobyisfat March 26, 2019

alex lomas

Man with 8 inch dick

He was such an alex lomas

by 08/03/18 — 6:30pm May 20, 2018

alex blanch

a disabled retard that like to spread a spaz disease across the world of being addicted to their Ipad

run its an alex blanch

by grafton July 3, 2014

Alex sawyer

A man in love with shanelle but to shy to admit it

Alex sawyer wanted to marry shanelle but was to nervous to say it

by StatedTiger7375 November 12, 2021

Alex field

Super nonce who likes to finger children and then gets them to kick him in the sack.

That kids half naked
Time to do an Alex field

by 86bitch December 16, 2019

Alex Pettis

Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.

Alex Pettis is amazing.
Alex is sexy.
Alex has a nice ass.
Alex likes to have fun.
Alex is cute.

by Israel Gaytan August 25, 2011