Jesus Horse

noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow

noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV

noun; dinosaur

"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"

"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"

by echodanny August 14, 2012

Jesus Christ

A common misspelling of Jeebus Crust.

Jesus Christ is actually named Jeebus Crust.

by yeltsA kciR May 26, 2021

purple jesus

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

by DangerDave September 12, 2006

Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Jesus tits

An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.

"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.

by azzaze1o December 12, 2003

Black Jesus

Simply and Utterly Denzel Washington

Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.

by Swiz Nasty May 15, 2006

Jesus Christ

(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.

Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.

by SMLB February 13, 2009