kooz bag

A kooz bag is a usually a bitch to the kooz. A male who pussy whipped and doesn't have the balls to stand up to his ovebearing woman.

Josh can't come out tonight because his girlfriend won't let him. What a kooz bag!

by Kevin Joyner March 18, 2005

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douche bag

Kanye West

Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...

Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!

Bob: What a douche bag...

by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009

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bag of dicks

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)

Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?

by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003

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bean bags

A mans testicles.

Last night I got that Nikki bird to hum on my bean bags, what a slag!

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

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q-bag

A sexual act so kinky it provides no pleasure for either party involved. The act of stretching out the scrotum and testicals, and placing them into the asshole of of the female.

when in the doggy style position, Fernando felt the urge to q-bag sally.

by CSU_man September 24, 2010

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