Kief J

A joint rolled entirely of kief. Also known as a KJ or K-Joint.

"Yo man lets go smoke this Kief J I just rolled!"
"Ok, Im gonna get ripped as fuck of that kief!"

by boredkid420 October 7, 2011

J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon

J-killa is a fucking boss

by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014

J-Bu

A urban way of saying "juice box".

Hey hun, I am thirsty. Please pick up a 6 pack of J-Bu's for the kids & I. That would be Superior of you.

by Urban Connosier February 27, 2017

j-bro

derogatory only in that we could never remember his name.

a.k.a. "Jay", then "'bro", then " J-BRO", "j- b-dub" (jbw), " j-b dub-stylee" (when a sound engineer for ska / reggae band), and "jim-bo".
original response from said character in 1995, "dude, my name is Jim! ..... Uhh..., you know?... James?!

J- bro has been the contraction for at least one male who's name begins with a j and who's name doesn't match up with his face, causing confusion with more than one drunken musician in Boston, while auditioning guitarists in 1995.

" hey j, i can't hear my kick drum" (turn the guitar down)
" j-bro, when are YOU gonna buy some beers?"
"j-b-dub! doin' sound at t.t.'s tonight?"
"Iree!!! dub stylin' j-b-dub's in the house tonight!"
".. whatch you godda do is relax jim-bo!"

by donny of the drummonds September 29, 2011

j-ho

Joshua Jay Howard (born April 28, 1980) is an American professional basketball player. At 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) and 210 lb (95 kg; 15 st), he starts at small forward for the Dallas Mavericks of the NBA. His nickname is "J-Ho".

Salary $10,890,000

Awards ACC Men's Basketball Player of the Year (2003)
NBA All-Rookie Second Team (2004)
NBA All-Star (2007)

*watching a game*
c'mon j-ho u got this.. go go go go yeessss!!!

by J-HO1984 (j. honey- nota slut) August 14, 2009

j hill

werewolf

Id watch out for that J Hill hes a creep.

by blahhh37 March 18, 2010

[Rocket J]

Any hyper or rambunctious acting person whose middle initial begins with the letter 'J'.

Hey, cool it Rocket J, you're going to hurt yourself!

by Rocket J January 8, 2009