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taking a hot shit

1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:

“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
mugGet the taking a hot shitmug.

Shit-brat

A shitty person who is comprised of being a brat/ or who is also a brat
Riley is self absorbed in herself at the expense of others, she is a shit-brat
by Brutesarcasm July 18, 2021
mugGet the Shit-bratmug.

shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023
mugGet the shit turdmug.

What. The shit.

An elegant way of expressing you're disbelief.
"Yoooo i asked the Brian's mom out yesterday and she said yes I'm so hyped!"
"What. The shit. YOU ASKED WHO OUT?"
by Alxi. February 13, 2021
mugGet the What. The shit.mug.

Pieces of shit

Noun- To describe a FUCKED up situation one has put him and/ or herself into and/or through.
Bro! WHAT THE PIECES OF SHIT BRO! Where da fuck did all my money go!!! ?(Strip club)
by Whetzelpretzel21 July 12, 2016
mugGet the Pieces of shitmug.

Shit

A word used as a preference rather than fuck. Also used as another word for poop/fertilizer.
mugGet the Shitmug.

Shit slob

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.
It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.
by Bill Beef July 4, 2025
mugGet the Shit slobmug.

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