Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

Dick

The part of a man that determines everything about him, examples included but not limited to
° Confidence
°Personality
° Intelligence
° Sexuality
° Masturbating hand motion

Dudes with a 1 inch Dick often use the pointer and thumb teknik

by The one R Kelly couldn't get December 3, 2019

Big dick Marcos

Puro big dick energy but he can’t stand you hoes

“Yo it’s big dick Marcos”#hoesaintshit
#canttrustyoubitches
#tiredofyouhoes

by #freehim November 21, 2021

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

by anonymous September 22, 2023

James Dick

A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,

"Oh, he's got a James Dick

by The God Of Sea November 1, 2018

Go lick a dick

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me

I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me

by hackerman09 December 19, 2024