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Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.
"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."
by Carrot135 July 20, 2023
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National send your bf a 🐱 pic day

March 18 is national Send Your BF a Spicy Pic Day: A playful, unofficial holiday where people (usually in relationships) send their significant other a spicy or flirtatious photo to celebrate the fun and connection between them. Celebrated by sending a seductive or cheeky pic to your partner to spice things up and show some extra love.
Dude did your boyfriend send you a 🐱 pic on National send your bf a 🐱 pic day ?
by Too Hot March 18, 2025
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Time of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2020
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your mom

by lanwangji November 11, 2022
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your mom

your mom
your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom
by melol6769 October 8, 2025
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Build a mansion on your lot

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"
by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020
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chate your doughs

to strip someone of there dough (money)
bro, watch that mafucker doesn't chate your doughs!
by Backw00ds May 6, 2011
mugGet the chate your doughsmug.

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