shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

shit of power

shit of power is when you shit so much your toilet clogs

i just shit of powered my toilet

by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

potato shit

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad

hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit

by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023

shit out of a shanghai

To describe a object moving quickly

The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai

by Serendipity1307 October 7, 2023

shit ain’t zick

For when something is not the move, when plans are offered but none of the friend group likes the idea. Popular is high school teenage boys in Florida. The term is opposite to “thats zick”. The origin of the term came from the phrase she getting that zick tonight in a comedic manner and was later shortened to adverb describing hilarious interactions.

“Yo bro my girl ain’t score a single point tonight”
“for real? What you gon do later?”
“I don’t know but shit ain’t zick”

by wackoslush April 2, 2024