Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019

Shit Lining

Literally the opposite of Silver Lining

"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"

"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."

"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"

by SimVael August 2, 2020

Get shit on

It when you lose at any battle royal game

I totally yelled Get shit on to this kid in fortnite

by Gowlingdowng July 18, 2021

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit mouth

A sex move where you shit in your partner’s mouth

I think I found my new fetish, shit mouthing

by XXX_epicgamern00b69420_XXX February 16, 2020

Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

Shit Off

A way of saying something is not good. Very bad even.

“A mi me parece demasiado caro entonces se va para el shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”

by lisatutorials November 16, 2023