The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...

Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>You ArE THe ne WHo Lieks Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

What you game?

Lit. What is your game? Greeting used by the perverts on pills "crew" to determine what the "game" or "plan" is. Usually muttered under the breath after mass consumption of narcotics before bats begin to appear

"Well boy. What you game?"

"Some dose."

"Bravo tango"

by Speedy Dave March 13, 2004

You

You suck dick bitch u a hoe I don’t like be gone slut

You are a hoe so sick my sick bitch

by Nidaryn February 4, 2022

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Are you gonna apologize!?

What? No... For what?

A stupid fucking retard with a whore for a wife "Are you gonna apologize!?"

Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2024