Instead of telling someone there complete fucking morons, and explaining that what they just suggested was the dumbest thing you ever heard. And then having to explain to them for hours how fun their idea was, you can simply say your so pretty, and move in
Little Johnny says hey this car is so fast we should add wings so we can fly,. (Instead of telling little Johnny that the wheels on the ground are what makes the car fast and I've you generated enough lift you would slow and come back down, because you need fwd motion to push sure over the rwngs.) Your so pretty.
by Sslogic June 27, 2025
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The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
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Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
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