"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"
"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

Your mom is a come back invented by Van Foster, it was used to make Trever Ryan Koi shut the fuck up. It's the best come back known to mankind and cannot be countered.
Van: Trevor shut the fuck up
Trevor: Van how about you shut up
Van: I make your mom shut the fuck up when I put
my dick in her mouth
Trevor:…
Trevor: Wanna play warzone?
Trevor: Van how about you shut up
Van: I make your mom shut the fuck up when I put
my dick in her mouth
Trevor:…
Trevor: Wanna play warzone?
by Fake wave April 4, 2022

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by •chiłe_banana• April 15, 2021

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.
by Someguy6120 April 16, 2021
