Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

butter shit ass fuck

The guy who made defined the word mackaplier

You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe

Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did

by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 4, 2024

Mingey Shit

An exclamation to be used to indicate approval of a cocktail tasted for the first time.

Mingey shit! This El Nino is better than space docking

by danaldosinhale August 4, 2008

Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.

Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."

by kingkuvathemilklord May 1, 2024

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Shit bitch

A saying that you say to annoying, sexist males. Upon saying this you may castrate them and turn them more into the dominant race, the female. This can also be used as a name meaning 'you ain't got no Dick you pussy'.

Ex1. Shit bitch. You ain't need be such a sexist pig.

Ex2. Hey! Shit Bitch! Come over here!

by (Pandalover) May 6, 2014

shit generator

Your ass

Yo I just took a dump with the shit generator

by Did you expect a name March 2, 2021